| No, this is not a joke or a trick question, thinking | | | | Internet were a road and Internet service |
| logically what type of car would the Internet | | | | providers were cars. Everyone knows this is the |
| service be that you use if the Internet was a | | | | ultimate car that has all the toys and the speed |
| road? | | | | to go from 0 to 60 in less time than other |
| There are some Internet services that are rather | | | | vehicles and it can even travel on the country |
| slow because of the type of service they are, | | | | roads. |
| this is dial up service, and it does not have the | | | | High-speed Internet service providers might not |
| ability to have a broadband connection. So, this | | | | be cars but they do provide the vehicle, which |
| type of Internet service might be something like | | | | takes computer users on the super highway |
| a minivan, a vehicle that is made for the family | | | | called the Internet. That means to have all the fun |
| and that does not go from 0 to 60 in seconds, it | | | | and see things that are available on the Internet it |
| was not designed for the person that wants | | | | takes a fast vehicle, unless the person has |
| speed. | | | | unlimited amounts of time to sit waiting for pages |
| Then there is DSL and Cable, they are both a | | | | to load and travel from website to website. No |
| high-speed connection that would require a faster | | | | one has that much time or patients wanting to sit |
| car if the Internet were an actual road. A car | | | | just waiting to see these things, computer users |
| something like a corvette, sleek and fast, with | | | | want the fun and excitement the Internet offers, |
| most of the bells and whistles. A luxury car to | | | | along with the email, news, chats and other things |
| drive and start out from 0 to 60 in seconds on | | | | that interest them. In some cases it pays to think |
| the Internet highway, until the end of the road | | | | of the Internet as a real highway and decide if |
| where their special wires or coaxial cables end. | | | | you are in a Lamborghini or if you are in the car |
| The other service that has a broadband | | | | lot special that never was driven at highway |
| connection, where high-speed is dependable and | | | | speeds and only used on Sunday. Satellite Internet |
| fun is satellite Internet, this would need a car that | | | | is a broadband connection that is always on and |
| can not only go from 0 to 60 in seconds but | | | | ready for zipping around the Internet at |
| would need all the accessories for the driver. That | | | | high-speed. The chair the computer user is sitting |
| is because satellite Internet can go where DSL | | | | in does not have to be in a room where the |
| and Cable can not, there are no red lights for | | | | underground coaxial cables run or the special |
| satellite Internet or an end to the road. That is | | | | phone lines that carry the high-speed connection, |
| because satellite Internet does not depend on | | | | all they need is a small satellite dish. This is a dish |
| phone wires or coaxial cables for its connection. | | | | that can send and receive data for Internet |
| Satellite Internet would be the Lamborghini if the | | | | surfing. |